Friday, November 13, 2009

You think you know someone

...and then they get married. Happy wedding to Mr. and Mrs. T-Britt, and to Nathan and Vanessa whom are not bloggerzorz but should also be celebrated. I love you guys and mucho congratulationes. Now you can finally do it. In a 4 way elopation to the fair state of H-Town T-Britt and V-Nate became forever tomatoes sealing the deal with Ranier. This surprising, and shocking revelation is somehow a relief as well, seeing as I will now not have to sit through two weddings which would have otherwise been unavoidable. While I remain personally married to Jesus the relationship is yet to be consumated (last chance ladies...?). I give my blessings to this inauguration of domesticity and hereby claim that these dudes are rad and should be married. Massive party is reportedly planned for the return of the wedding party and yes you're gonna be there.

By the way, seriously you guys Travis is fucking married.

4 comments:

  1. Hurray for Travis! Hurray for Brittany! Congratulations and stuff, guys!! It's almost like I was there through the Fbook window.

    Hurray for Joel and Hayzeus too!!! You'll be so happy in heaven. I hear everything there is fine.

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  2. I guess now I have to join facebook so I can see what all went down.

    Way to go guys. You are total studs. Welcome to the dark side... we've been waiting for you...

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  3. PS - do you think that now this means that essentially Nathan and Travis are married? I mean, since they said their vows together?

    Seriously though, it IS awesome. And about fuckin' time motha fucaz! Way to get 'er done. Hawaii stylie.

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  4. I still can't get over Joel's costume.

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