Saturday, August 14 (sorry Lynnwood lovers),
2 spare bedrooms to sleep in,
3 spare beds in sleep on,
1 spare sofacouch to wake up next to,
prolly a motorboat with seats and steering wheel,
new "Blending Room" party barn with 18 inch motorized disco ball,
beatious lake to bathe in and admire,
a newly completed wine sipping deck with colored coded zones,
sun, fun for the whole family.
it won't be a waste of time
like last year:
now that I see all this in the light of a future day, these animals should not be invited back. more proof coming...
this shot of the "irate projectionist" was obviously snapped before things got really weird.
Not a waste of time? Well, how am I supposed to enjoy it then?
ReplyDeleteBut maybe I'll check it out regardless. You know, for the kids.
I'm sure we can find a way to ensure it will be a waste of time for you. much wastier than the LHS reunion party of the century, at least.
ReplyDeleteBetween Two Reels
ReplyDeleteThe Faceless Girl
Ginger Attack
Four Dudes In a Rhombus
Blurry Woman
Fake Cowboy Fuck
Cross-Eyes and Smug-Face
The Winking Korean
Looks like all you're missing is The Irate Projectionist.
Don't forget Indifferent Balding Half-Breed.
ReplyDeleteAnd...
Two Katies On a Couch
Irene Anita Wood
T-Brit Strikes Again
and of course
Broken 45 On the Floor
There's a lot more missing is what I'm saying. Why you singlin' me out?
I'ma no good at makin' up names widdout pickchers. I got one an' quit while I was ahead.
ReplyDeletethen draw pictures for those names please.
ReplyDeleteor one action collage of all 5 captions as one boozey mess. bet it'll be spot on.
I am the walrus.
ReplyDeletealso, before anyone says anything: no that is not a bald spot, it is apparently some sort of bald crop circle.
ReplyDeleteeither my wine is twisting people's eyes sideways or I'm just friends with a bunch of freaks.
ReplyDeleteI'd say it's a bit of both. But in a good way, like a cheesburger that makes you predict the future, but you can only get it in Reno.
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