In two short weeks, a small group of corndogs will venture to the far reaches of Manson, WA, to make a film ... well, a film trailer. Some of you may remember the legend from many years ago, the great, unfinished masterpiece about a man lost in an endless loop of orchard roads. Well, the legend will continue this summer...
2010: The Loop Returns.
I will be played by none other than Johnny G IV. John will capture the innocence and inner fears of a man forsaken, a man lost, a man confused, a man trapped. We will empathize with John, and wonder in suspense: WTF is going on? HOW WILL HE ESCAPE???
The Great Nate will be played by the always captivating, Patrick Sheehan. Mr. Sheehan will capture the madness and inexplicable charm of the beast pictured above, PB&J-sandwich-wrapped in an endless and all-powerful indifference that only Patrick could display.
This time around, the script will be more mature.
The protagonist will be much better looking and lovable.
The cinematography will improve dramatically.
The performance is guaranteed to be stronger.
And it will be in beautiful black and white.Look for it in theaters everywhere, Fall, 2010. The Loop, the trailer.
HOW WILL HE ESCAPE???
Aw shit. You didn't say I'd be playing Nate. I am both honored and frightened.
ReplyDeleteHonestly, how can anyone be expected to fill those shoes? Or sandals, in this case...look at that beast up there. I have stage fright.
Be your own sandals, Patrick.
ReplyDeleteIf you look very closely, you will notice that the Great Nate is hairless only where his socks reside, and yet, have we ever known the man to don said socks? We have faith that the new Nate will have hair down there, which will look stunning in black and white and presumably in focus (here's hoping). Now, how do you like them pears?
ReplyDeletePS - Ian, you've got a mad squint there, kiddo.
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ReplyDeletepatrick - my advice ... wear real shoes. flip-flops don't cut it for a Man of Action, a point I failed to understand, blinded by my own vanity and laziness.
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