Hey, folks. Come and check me out at the Local Sightings Film Festival next week. It will look like this:
I, the filmmaker, will be in attendance for a Q&A/BJ session after the show.
Purchase tickets here:
http://post.thestranger.com/seattle/northwest-film-forums-local-sightings/shop?pc=4872699&product=4857681
My film is not listed there for some reason. Probably because it is too awesome for the internet to handle. But I assure you, it will be playing.
Hope to see y'all there, for some Capitol Hill Tootsie Poppin' Rompin' ...
How many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop?
ReplyDeleteHow many films do you make to get to the center of a Capitol Hill Tootsie Poppin' Romp?
The world may never know.... but the filmmaker might. Get your questions answered live and in person after the show.
fuck that white noise.
ReplyDeleteThat white noise will be the second best minute of your life. And just to clarify, I will be giving the bj's, not receiving them, which I hope will prove to be the first-best minute of your life. Sorry, ladies. But really, people, my film is only a minute long, so unless you think you will enjoy watching a bunch of other weird films not-by-me, you should probably just save the 9 bucks and meet me afterwards for the Capitol Hillbilly Romp-Sesh/cocaine binge. But if you just-so-happen to actually enjoy odd and kind of boring stuff anyway, and if you value my friendship at all, I guess I might see you there!
ReplyDeleteUmmm do I have to value your friendship if I go? Or can I still think you're kind of shitty-shit face? 'Cause if I've got to like you as a person, the whole boring movie festival is going to be a tough sell, even with the promised BJ.
ReplyDeleteI WON'T BE UNDERSOLD!
ReplyDeleteWhat about pre-sold? I think the Sounders' cup final is that night...in which case I'll be attending said sporting event. Not sure what time it's at. Guessing 7. So I could make post-festival photo ops and speedy BJs, but not the film fest proper. Appy-polly-logies.
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