And why would you want to leave? One could likely come up with many fine reasons to do anything else with one's time. But why stay? One could hardly come up with a single decent excuse, but there are plenty of mediorcre ones. Here: This weblog is a tool of the future. It can be 1 place in space to share ruminations, illuminations, secret snapshots, drunken hand turkeys, digitized filmstrips, found fylth, music, senseless announcements, special denouncements, empty threats, fantastic fictions, links to better places on this internet, and worthy worldly horseshit, should it exist. Only invited parties can participate. That's the way it must be for a time. Most people just aren't ready for the future.
Every one of you scags that can access this damned webpage is a certified author, so post a thing.
Exciting tadbits coming soon:
--original watercolor collage of' 'The Gourds of Uruguay', --the newest `ukulele music video by Mister Travis Warren, --songs about Jesus by monkeys, --recipes for alligator wine, --a list of reasons not to wear pants proved terribly shortsighted, --photographic documentation of Slick Johnson in his natural habitat, --an outdated traffic report from downtown Singapore.
I mean, do you think that it's FUNNY or is it a cry for help? It's not really clear.
ReplyDeleteIt's a funny cry for help.
ReplyDeletejk I'll turn it off. Considering we are the only people here atm. btw that is NOT emo. It is purely rock and roll music. ttyl.
ReplyDeleteHey, if I've got to post something to break up this thing, I'm gonna be cheesed. Like, can't I just not exist, man?
ReplyDeleteOoh, I'm gonna write that one down in my emo notebook. It'll totally impress the girl I'm stalking.
It would impress her more if you cut yourself.
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