Thursday, February 4, 2010

Lookit how awake I am at 6:30am

The XX are not hot.

If you're not judgmental or like to look at not hot people, you should watch the video. But I'm just going to be a sleep deprived baby engineer and put this pretty picture of vegetal little crackwhores right here, adjacent to the talent, thus creating a prettiness composite of a much improved cuteness modulus. That is to say, I am suggesting you employ a mental Milli Vanilli substitution.








I need to stop spending so much time on my lab reports... I'm starting to see things and hear voices. Voices that sound a lot like if the ambien walrus spent too much time at Lady Gaga's mortuary pancake haus, eating sausages shaped like babies and drizzled in lite chipotle ranch kerosene. Wearing a blood-stained circus tent as a hat.

6 comments:

  1. Shit, kids. The man is wearing capris.

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  2. do you try hard to find this crap? or does it just come naturally? boo-ya!

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  3. Twylasaurus and "raging vadge" hereby win the First Annual Comment Sub-link award. Attempts at such an honor have been made in the past, but until now, have all but failed les miserably. Sub-links were dreamed of, and occasionally made to work. I think T-brain did one. I KNOW Joel did a few extended versions (followed by computer nerd jokes by none other than me, ya fuckin math-knowin, telescope-havin firedick dork twat) ... but never has the Promised Land been so beautiful, so eloquent, so (Insert "VADGETASTIC" link, link to raging vadge bloodcunt photo)

    Give it up for Twylasaurus. You just made up for that video of the uglys

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