Lettuce pretend this never happened.

Humor me and my pop culture references for a moment, even though I know you're all a lovely bunch of smart little coconuts who would never ever MTV it up. It was the VMAs and I was young and stupid.

Kanye West's latest award show tantrum came in the form of a kitten-stomping interruption of 19 yr old Taylor Swift's VMA acceptance speech (“Yo Taylor. I’m really happy for you. I’m gonna let you finish but Beyonce had one of the best videos of all time. One of the best videos of all time!”), and its subsequent twitterstorm. I do love a good mess, so I had to read all about it. Which lead me to this. That is right, Kanye Universe City. His blog is my new favorite thing in its caps-locked, neon-y, trebuchetly-fonted, geometric glory. An excerpt from the blogpology to Miss Swift:

I’M SOOOOO SORRY TO TAYLOR SWIFT AND HER FANS AND HER MOM. I SPOKE TO HER MOTHER RIGHT AFTER AND SHE SAID THE SAME THING MY MOTHER WOULD'VE SAID. SHE IS VERY TALENTED! I LIKE THE LYRICS ABOUT BEING A CHEERLEADER AND SHE’S IN THE BLEACHERS!

And then there was the reaction to the South Park Gay Fish episode:

SOUTH PARK MURDERED ME LAST NIGHT AND IT'S PRETTY FUNNY. IT HURTS MY FEELINGS BUT WHAT CAN YOU EXPECT FROM SOUTH PARK! I ACTUALLY HAVE BEEN WORKING ON MY EGO THOUGH.

Oh Kanye. Only on your blog can one find such spiffy art and such immensely fantastic douchebaggery. Srslytho.

In other news, Lady Gaga is my hero and I want to wear hats with her.