I hope to god angela is joking. Otherwise I'm not inviting any of you corndogs to my shows anymore. The highlight was angela getting most improved ping pong player, and watching nate's girlfriend groupie-it-up in the green room.
And why would you want to leave? One could likely come up with many fine reasons to do anything else with one's time. But why stay? One could hardly come up with a single decent excuse, but there are plenty of mediorcre ones. Here: This weblog is a tool of the future. It can be 1 place in space to share ruminations, illuminations, secret snapshots, drunken hand turkeys, digitized filmstrips, found fylth, music, senseless announcements, special denouncements, empty threats, fantastic fictions, links to better places on this internet, and worthy worldly horseshit, should it exist. Only invited parties can participate. That's the way it must be for a time. Most people just aren't ready for the future.
Every one of you scags that can access this damned webpage is a certified author, so post a thing.
Exciting tadbits coming soon:
--original watercolor collage of' 'The Gourds of Uruguay', --the newest `ukulele music video by Mister Travis Warren, --songs about Jesus by monkeys, --recipes for alligator wine, --a list of reasons not to wear pants proved terribly shortsighted, --photographic documentation of Slick Johnson in his natural habitat, --an outdated traffic report from downtown Singapore.
Would've liked to have gone. Would not have liked traffic fines. What is it with everyone and Bellingham?
ReplyDeleteI hope to god angela is joking. Otherwise I'm not inviting any of you corndogs to my shows anymore. The highlight was angela getting most improved ping pong player, and watching nate's girlfriend groupie-it-up in the green room.
ReplyDeleteand the cave singers are amazing! I was so nervous I played in the harpsicord setting instead of organ for two songs.beer took care of that.
ReplyDeletebeer took care of my harpsicord problem too.
ReplyDeleteor caused it. I can't remember.