Saturday, October 3, 2009

Rough Draft

Here is a first draft of a possible review/blog post for your wine blog Javier. I hope this helps you to appear legit - I know these are the reasons I love WineGirlWines. Here Goes....

Caution: This wine needs a disclaimer. Beyond the sulfites and the risk to your unborn child, not to mention imparment of your machinary handling abilities, this wine has been known to cause other severe reactions in die-hard winos. May cause purse-puking, shameless flirting, extreme gyrating in public places, spontaneous living room jam sessions, popcorn littering, palm-reading, vinyl noshing, roof-diving, instantaneous comradery among perfect strangers, unwarranted enjoyment of obscure silent films, extreme art appreciation, and may cause infection of your index finger. Also has been known to stain clothing, carpets, teeth, bowel movements and the interior of one's truck.

That said, I much enjoyed sipping half a bottle of the stuff just last night. And an entire bottle just weeks ago. With no side effects, so perhaps the above point is mute, and really needs to be included on each and every wine party invite.

Thanks for the memories! Good luck!

1 comment:

  1. Thanks for the memories? Sounds like a side effect to me. If it lasts more than 12 moments, seek immediately medical attention.

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