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Don't call her elephant

As you may have noticed in my first post, I take the internet very seriously, but eventually I will get kicked off this blog for being a skanky instigatin' hoeblogger or I will inevitably just die and therefore never be able to actively blog again and whatnot, but my ghost will haunt a web domain called noyburgersashesunurnedhere.com and when I cross over there I will finally have my own website where you can buy offerings, draw me flowers, drop a tear, burn sage, request advice and guidance and/or apologize for having fried me a vegan corndog, which was why I became a skanky instigatin' hoeblogger who laid down the psychobabble about all of you rotten corndogs in the future, so since none of this has happened yet, may I share with you another page?

Nevermind.