WTP is with that delicious soup? You gotta put all those leaves and weeds and crap into it.
If I wanted to cook, I wouldn't have gone to Pho Tau Bay, I would have stayed home and ate cereal. WTP, making me do all the work? Lazy Phoks.
And WTP is the deal with that red sauce you're supposed to put in it? That shit fucking hurts, man - on its way in AND out. If I wanted to hurt and sweat and shit fire, I would still be getting high on gasoline. And I don't pho with that shit anymore ... brain bubbles, man. Brain bubbles.
Ah, the memories. All those memories I can't remember. Pho huffing, man, that shit's just not as cool as everyone thinks.
Wait, what was I talking about?
Oh, pho! Yeah, pho. Pho yeah! That pho stuff, all slipping my mind all the time. Speaking of pho, why is that stuff so cheap? I mean, what's the pho-kin catch, here? Do they get a discount on mad cow meat or something? WTP, suspiciously cheap (and delicious) food?
Why do you tempt me so?
And Vietnam, pho capital of the world, WTP is their deal? People running around without shoes, talking crazy jibber jabber all the time, declaring war on the US (and getting the PHO KICKED OUT OF 'EM!).
... Napalming our babies and shit. WTP?
Go Pho Yourself, Vietnam!
Did you know they eat bugs there? They all must be really poor or really stupid or really gross, or really gross and poor and stupid. Look, they ARE really poor!
Gross, that river looks like a bunch of nasty pho. Note to self, never visit ... Jakarta, Indonesia in Vietnam. That place is bullshit. I'll just stay here in Louisiana, thank-you-very-much, where the water is like Aquafina.
Wait. What is that shit in the water? Let's have a look from space.
I can't tell ... it looks like ... I can't tell ... Oh, forget about it, who cares? The point is that I love soup, and Andy Warhol is really gay.
I mean, get the pho out of here, you pho-face. My little sister can paint better than you, and yeah, she's older, but whatever, you are totally full of shit and way too famous and it's not fair. What the pho¿
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WTP¿ Did you see that¿ My question marks have turned upside-down! WTP just happened, did my keyboard go all Charlie on me or what¿ Pretty soon I'm gonna have dots over my letters and shit. WTPhokmaanndokndock¿¿¿!!!
I think I'm turning Koreanamese. What the PHUK?
Halle-phuk'in-luja! Something worth reading around here. Brilliant.
ReplyDeleteI've been defeated at my own game. Victory is yours, W. siblings.
ReplyDeleteLooks like it's back to youtube videos for me.
Ya mama's been defeated.
ReplyDeleteI've been talkin' bout gettin' pho-ed up for years. Finally, you write about it, blaahgmaster.
ReplyDeleteDrill baby drill! Drill baby drill! Spill baby spill? Yes, the chicken dun come home to roost for the phocking oil zealots. Now they want the feds (who were labeled socialist dictators when they [the feds] wanted to get people health care) to play God and make it all go away. I want to have my cake and eat it too.
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