Sorry Nate, this dude says god hates you for being gay. Oh and Patrick, he also wants you to know that the book you wrote when you were nine is solid with a few exceptions.
Monday, March 16, 2009
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off and on.
now to leave.
And why would you want to leave?
One could likely come up with many fine reasons to do anything else with one's time.
But why stay?
One could hardly come up with a single decent excuse, but there are plenty of mediorcre ones. Here:
This weblog is a tool of the future.
It can be 1 place in space to share ruminations, illuminations, secret snapshots, drunken hand turkeys, digitized filmstrips, found fylth,
music,
senseless announcements, special denouncements, empty threats, fantastic fictions, links to better places on this internet, and worthy worldly horseshit, should it exist.
Only invited parties can participate. That's the way it must be for a time.
Most people just aren't ready for
the future.
One could likely come up with many fine reasons to do anything else with one's time.
But why stay?
One could hardly come up with a single decent excuse, but there are plenty of mediorcre ones. Here:
This weblog is a tool of the future.
It can be 1 place in space to share ruminations, illuminations, secret snapshots, drunken hand turkeys, digitized filmstrips, found fylth,
music,
senseless announcements, special denouncements, empty threats, fantastic fictions, links to better places on this internet, and worthy worldly horseshit, should it exist.
Only invited parties can participate. That's the way it must be for a time.
Most people just aren't ready for
the future.
J.H.
History
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2009
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March
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- A Classic
- life is a fatal std
- Recipe: Alligator Wine
- If you find my dead it was by an angry feminist
- this is what happens, larry ...
- One of Nate's fashionable bartenders with a transl...
- garage sale coffins and classical music
- Swede-ed
- Eddie
- soul slurpee
- donuts & blue collar coffee
- Monday's Bible Lesson
- Sunday Night Translation Party
- I spilled my middle class mimosa and so made another
- middle class mimosas
- Indeed
- Steven Seagal as rorschach test
- Sound Advice
- The Mother of All Funk Chords
- "So that's kinda groovy bread."
- radio soul show this evening
- I'm only one man.
- A Worm
- This man is a sage.
- an asshole raw with knowledge
- I had something but then got drunk and lost it in ...
- As promised:
- Don't Leave Me With the Germans
- M.C. Nate Murphy Spotted in the Pacific Northwest!
- zero gravity is for pussies
- This is a sequel.
- careful with this
- forgive me your sins
- Twas bound to happen...
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March
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At the Tiller
- Anastacia
- Ariel Wallick Dorfman
- Dauphine Vintage
- DinosaurMan
- Eva Hershaw
- Frank
- Gyps
- Jessica!
- Joeltron
- Lisa
- MR. M
- Maria P
- MikeMcSorley
- Patrick
- Pet Craven
- R. Burgundy
- Shannon Morley Milliken
- Sipherio
- Twylasaurus
- Unknown
- Welmer
- Windupbird
- bakinn5
- bigblno@yahoo.com
- boglog
- callmejavier
- candomando
- christineanne
- flygoyl
- girlburger
- killer
- ktmcknz
- misterwood
- mr. nathan murphy
- mweimer22
- rkr
- youcancallmetyler
Suggestion
Every one of you scags that can access this damned webpage is a certified author, so post a thing.
Exciting tadbits coming soon:
--original watercolor collage of' 'The Gourds of Uruguay',
--the newest `ukulele music video by Mister Travis Warren,
--songs about Jesus by monkeys,
--recipes for alligator wine,
--a list of reasons not to wear pants proved terribly shortsighted,
--photographic documentation of Slick Johnson in his natural habitat,
--an outdated traffic report from downtown Singapore.
--and much, much more ??
Exciting tadbits coming soon:
--original watercolor collage of' 'The Gourds of Uruguay',
--the newest `ukulele music video by Mister Travis Warren,
--songs about Jesus by monkeys,
--recipes for alligator wine,
--a list of reasons not to wear pants proved terribly shortsighted,
--photographic documentation of Slick Johnson in his natural habitat,
--an outdated traffic report from downtown Singapore.
--and much, much more ??
J.H.
This guy is a fucking treasure.
ReplyDeleteAnd yeah, I totally blew that magnet metaphor, but in my defense I was was only fucking NINE. Plus my medallion totally kicks his medallion's ass.