AAH! AAAH!!
HA HA HA!
Preparation:
Take the blood out of an alligator, yeah
Take the left eye of a fish, yeah
Take the skin off of a frog, yeah
Yeah, and mix it all up in a dish
Add a cup of grease swamp water
And then countin' one to nine
Spit over your left shoulder
And you got alligator wine
Alligator wine - YEHE HUH UH
Your porcupine
Is gonna make you mine, oh yeah
Yeah, is gonna make you mine
Indications:
It'll make your head bald, baby
I say it make your toes freeze
It'll turn your blood into steam - ASHHH!
It'll make you cough and sneeze
You gonna scream UHH like an eagle
You gonna roar like a mountain lion
When you get finished drinking
Good old, yeah, alligator wine
Alligator wine
Your porcupine
Is gonna make you mine
AH HUH HUH
Warnings:
Meet at the stroke of midnight
By the swamp down in the wood
I'm gonna make you love me baby
Like you never thought you could
You gonna drink my magic potion
And your bloodshot eyes is gonna shine
You'll be a slave forever
To my alligator wine
Alligator wine
WHOAA - alligator wine
Yeah yeh, is gonna make you mine
HUH HUH AAH
Alligator, alligator wine
HUH AAH
From the Kitchen of:
Screamin' Jay Hawkins
Taste Test:
Click for [Digitized Morsel]
Patrick-
ReplyDeleteConsider this as a new seduction technique to stick in your back pocket.
Okay. But I was really looking forward to karate-chopping some fine lady across the neck.
ReplyDeleteI'm counting on making a delicious '09 vintage of this concoction, so somebody come up with the gator.
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