mother fucker.
Sunday, May 17, 2009
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off and on.
now to leave.
And why would you want to leave?
One could likely come up with many fine reasons to do anything else with one's time.
But why stay?
One could hardly come up with a single decent excuse, but there are plenty of mediorcre ones. Here:
This weblog is a tool of the future.
It can be 1 place in space to share ruminations, illuminations, secret snapshots, drunken hand turkeys, digitized filmstrips, found fylth,
music,
senseless announcements, special denouncements, empty threats, fantastic fictions, links to better places on this internet, and worthy worldly horseshit, should it exist.
Only invited parties can participate. That's the way it must be for a time.
Most people just aren't ready for
the future.
One could likely come up with many fine reasons to do anything else with one's time.
But why stay?
One could hardly come up with a single decent excuse, but there are plenty of mediorcre ones. Here:
This weblog is a tool of the future.
It can be 1 place in space to share ruminations, illuminations, secret snapshots, drunken hand turkeys, digitized filmstrips, found fylth,
music,
senseless announcements, special denouncements, empty threats, fantastic fictions, links to better places on this internet, and worthy worldly horseshit, should it exist.
Only invited parties can participate. That's the way it must be for a time.
Most people just aren't ready for
the future.
J.H.
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2009
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May
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- procrastination hurts my brain
- hey nate
- signs of life
- couldn't sleep
- Because
- King of the Mountain
- 1969
- all this should have waited (aka - I blew my load ...
- And For Good Measure...
- Emo, Volume Final
- I LOVE YOU, AND THAT'S ALL!
- Is my face red?
- Emo, Volume Emo
- Emo, Volume Two
- Emo, Volume One
- No More Nots
- jon, I will have my revenge
- skooled
- Listen up bitches, don't be so emo, or your off my...
- paul harvey is still missed
- Hey Now
- reach out and fuck somebody
- a necessary fucking
- Say, 'Hi' to Your Mom
- Kamikaze Cacti
- shits giggly
- reach out and touch somebody
- Thursday Night Movie
- Party on, Wayne
- Rack 'em Up
- swine
- Another month wasted.
- No title
- you know you miss us
- kt wood, ladies and gentleman ... school teacher
- speaking of vampires (we were never promised tomor...
- in the same vein (perfect in an empty room)
- brainfreeze
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- Ariel Wallick Dorfman
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Suggestion
Every one of you scags that can access this damned webpage is a certified author, so post a thing.
Exciting tadbits coming soon:
--original watercolor collage of' 'The Gourds of Uruguay',
--the newest `ukulele music video by Mister Travis Warren,
--songs about Jesus by monkeys,
--recipes for alligator wine,
--a list of reasons not to wear pants proved terribly shortsighted,
--photographic documentation of Slick Johnson in his natural habitat,
--an outdated traffic report from downtown Singapore.
--and much, much more ??
Exciting tadbits coming soon:
--original watercolor collage of' 'The Gourds of Uruguay',
--the newest `ukulele music video by Mister Travis Warren,
--songs about Jesus by monkeys,
--recipes for alligator wine,
--a list of reasons not to wear pants proved terribly shortsighted,
--photographic documentation of Slick Johnson in his natural habitat,
--an outdated traffic report from downtown Singapore.
--and much, much more ??
J.H.
Maybe I doubt it.
ReplyDeleteMaybe you know it.
It works. Never leave the house without the revolutary headgear and a cast iron skillet.
ReplyDeleteYour authentic colonial settler hat and Hyundai hubcap combo just won't do anymore.
jon, what are you, high?
ReplyDeletecompared to the average 3rd grader?
ReplyDeleteprobably not.
What you don't see in this picture is that the skillet is full of my bacon grease. Nate's just a shameless scavenger trying to turn his documented humiliation into empty threats upon innocents.
ReplyDelete