it's a simple math equation and I need to count heads. consider it the necessary action to restore balance. nothing is obvious. so be aware that this is a test of the emergency broadcast system and we must adhere to protocol ... my purpose is only to discover which of the 24 possible "authors" are actually viewing this site. does this benefit anybody beyond the 5 or 6 people who are known? that's the only information I want. or do I? jon and I intend to keep this site until the end of time ... perhaps the truth is something to be avoided, my delusional sense of grandeur an obvious forte, what narcissist would ever want to know who wasn't listening? but enough with this. whether you have posted is irrelevant, if you view this site on a regular basis (and have just now subsequently read this crazy crapshit) by all means just post a single mother fucking "hello" ... for me. that's all I ask. but know that I am drunk and stoned and have been arm wrestling ... I use words like "crapshit." respect the talent.
Thursday, May 28, 2009
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mother fucking hello. Every once and a while I scroll through the "crapshit" that makes this blog what it is, and I search for some inspiration to contribute. For the most part, it seems like Nate, Jon, and Patrick communicating on another plane of understanding that I myself will never reach, so I often find little to say. But to satisfy your narcissistic yearing, I will say that, yes, I read it. Doesn't mean I understand a word you say, but I try...
ReplyDeletemy teacher asked me what animal i would want to be and i said a bird, and she said 'oh so you can fly' and i said 'no so i could poop out white shit'
ReplyDeletei still keep in touch with this board, and to comment on katie i appreciate the things she writes and hopes she writes more about her experiences at school, since i'm in the same boat. but i miss everyone on this board so yes i check it./
I am here. Goddammit, you know I am!
ReplyDeleteone by one ...
ReplyDeletekatie - you're working under the foolish assumption that even jon and patrick and I even know what we're talking about. don't be thick, just be weird and honest and you'll be fine ... you being told to fuck off by a 4th grader was the funniest thing I read all week. no offense.
jon - one of us is going to have to die. (somehow it feels like I've said that before ... this has me worried ... or maybe I was just talking to the cat)
brooke - I got your text. "that's so absurd" is all that comes to mind and I apologize.
patrick - "my man" that's a quote courtesy of big dave murphy