I laughed, I whistled, I cried in my nuggetini.
Sunday, December 6, 2009
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off and on.
now to leave.
And why would you want to leave?
One could likely come up with many fine reasons to do anything else with one's time.
But why stay?
One could hardly come up with a single decent excuse, but there are plenty of mediorcre ones. Here:
This weblog is a tool of the future.
It can be 1 place in space to share ruminations, illuminations, secret snapshots, drunken hand turkeys, digitized filmstrips, found fylth,
music,
senseless announcements, special denouncements, empty threats, fantastic fictions, links to better places on this internet, and worthy worldly horseshit, should it exist.
Only invited parties can participate. That's the way it must be for a time.
Most people just aren't ready for
the future.
One could likely come up with many fine reasons to do anything else with one's time.
But why stay?
One could hardly come up with a single decent excuse, but there are plenty of mediorcre ones. Here:
This weblog is a tool of the future.
It can be 1 place in space to share ruminations, illuminations, secret snapshots, drunken hand turkeys, digitized filmstrips, found fylth,
music,
senseless announcements, special denouncements, empty threats, fantastic fictions, links to better places on this internet, and worthy worldly horseshit, should it exist.
Only invited parties can participate. That's the way it must be for a time.
Most people just aren't ready for
the future.
J.H.
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Every one of you scags that can access this damned webpage is a certified author, so post a thing.
Exciting tadbits coming soon:
--original watercolor collage of' 'The Gourds of Uruguay',
--the newest `ukulele music video by Mister Travis Warren,
--songs about Jesus by monkeys,
--recipes for alligator wine,
--a list of reasons not to wear pants proved terribly shortsighted,
--photographic documentation of Slick Johnson in his natural habitat,
--an outdated traffic report from downtown Singapore.
--and much, much more ??
Exciting tadbits coming soon:
--original watercolor collage of' 'The Gourds of Uruguay',
--the newest `ukulele music video by Mister Travis Warren,
--songs about Jesus by monkeys,
--recipes for alligator wine,
--a list of reasons not to wear pants proved terribly shortsighted,
--photographic documentation of Slick Johnson in his natural habitat,
--an outdated traffic report from downtown Singapore.
--and much, much more ??
J.H.
Ella!
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ReplyDelete1. John looks high.
ReplyDelete2. Is that Chris Lanzon?!
3. That is an intense Danny look. Nice shot, Jon.
4. Ahh, Brooke pretending to cook. And Eric - gettin' a little shaggadelic...
5. That guy from Danny's work! And Angela on her i-phone! I think I got this picture pretty much figured out.
LOOKS LIKE SOME GOOD OL' FASHIONED FAKE FUN, GUYS. (YAWN). BUT WHERE IS TRAVIS ASLEEP IN THE BATHTUB, SOAKING OVERNIGHT-STYLE WITH THE WINE-STAINED RUG? WHERE IS THE OVEN FIRE? AND BRAMBLEBERRY SWINGING HIGH UP IN THE TREES? WHERE'S THE BOMBLEEZY? I MEAN, BORE ME TO DEATH, PEOPLE!
WE SHOULD HAVE TAKEN PICTURES OF OUR FAKE THANKSGIVING. I MUST ADMIT, FROM THE LOOKS OF THINGS, WE KICKED YOUR ASSES! WE HAD 4 STUFFINGS, BRAISED SHORT RIBS, AND A FINE SELECTION OF NEW ORLEANS' FINEST FREAKS... WE HAD ENOUGH SILVERWARE, WE HAD AN UMBRELLA WU-TANG DANCE PARTY, NEIGHBOR COMPLAINTS, FRESH-SQUEEZED CRUNK-JUICE, THE WHOLE NINE.
ANYONE WANT TO COME TO NEW ORLEANS NEXT YEAR FOR SOME REAL FAKE THANKSGIVING???!!!!!!!!
even more boring: It wasn't even a nuggetini. It was a soy nog. I wished it was a nuggetini. I wished so hard that I cried.
ReplyDeleteNo seriously, is that Chris Lanzon?
ReplyDeleteYeah you probably did beat us. I slept for most of it, but I really did fuckin cook. and yes that is chris lanzon.
ReplyDeleteHa! Chris Lanzon!!! Back in effect, comin' straight outta middle school. Good stuff, people! Merry Christmas.
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