Anyone game for a late Monday night at the Goose? I need hugs, people, big, gay hugs.
Monday, December 21, 2009
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off and on.
now to leave.
And why would you want to leave?
One could likely come up with many fine reasons to do anything else with one's time.
But why stay?
One could hardly come up with a single decent excuse, but there are plenty of mediorcre ones. Here:
This weblog is a tool of the future.
It can be 1 place in space to share ruminations, illuminations, secret snapshots, drunken hand turkeys, digitized filmstrips, found fylth,
music,
senseless announcements, special denouncements, empty threats, fantastic fictions, links to better places on this internet, and worthy worldly horseshit, should it exist.
Only invited parties can participate. That's the way it must be for a time.
Most people just aren't ready for
the future.
One could likely come up with many fine reasons to do anything else with one's time.
But why stay?
One could hardly come up with a single decent excuse, but there are plenty of mediorcre ones. Here:
This weblog is a tool of the future.
It can be 1 place in space to share ruminations, illuminations, secret snapshots, drunken hand turkeys, digitized filmstrips, found fylth,
music,
senseless announcements, special denouncements, empty threats, fantastic fictions, links to better places on this internet, and worthy worldly horseshit, should it exist.
Only invited parties can participate. That's the way it must be for a time.
Most people just aren't ready for
the future.
J.H.
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Exciting tadbits coming soon:
--original watercolor collage of' 'The Gourds of Uruguay',
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Exciting tadbits coming soon:
--original watercolor collage of' 'The Gourds of Uruguay',
--the newest `ukulele music video by Mister Travis Warren,
--songs about Jesus by monkeys,
--recipes for alligator wine,
--a list of reasons not to wear pants proved terribly shortsighted,
--photographic documentation of Slick Johnson in his natural habitat,
--an outdated traffic report from downtown Singapore.
--and much, much more ??
J.H.
you know I will be there with my newfound alcoholism... i've been drunk for 8 days. see you there!!!!!!!!
ReplyDeletethat's a hug with an ass grab right? I can't wait for an answer, so expect it.
ReplyDeleteDon't feel bad Katie, I have been drinking since Dec. 15th, with the exception of yesterday. Were you drunk when you wrote your alcoholic post?
ReplyDeletewas Evan drunk when he grabbed my mom?
ReplyDelete