Reminiscences

I admit it. I am guilty of Internet Porn. You see, initially, I posted the, now world-renowned, "Nate, nude" portrait, sans-smiley-face, for all the world to see. The smileys were an afterthought ... for the children.

And so his junk was concealed once more.

It seems there must have been a slow-spell in Crabcornland, because, to my knowledge, no one caught sight of this unsightly sight, as it dangled for an hour or so, unprotected in the cornfields. Perhaps this twist of fate was to the salvation of all who occasionally, too, dwell in those aforementioned crabfields. And perhaps not. Either way, it seems that everyone was miraculously, somehow spared the sight of Nate's cock'n'balls. That's more than I can say for the rest of us who were, too, adorned with white robes.

Serendipity, one might conclude. Some of us just aren't meant to see this man's man parts.

Some of us indeed.