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I'll admit it kids, sometimes I too get the blues. I put on my cardboard viking helmet to channel Thor and all I get is some static. Clearly I haven't applied enough of a bias between the horns, and there certainly is not enough aluminum foil to ensure a full vacuum. Listening to Adam Green go on about the crackhouse blues is not funny tonight and Nick Cave/Warren Ellis are suddenly The Shit. What does it all mean?
Take. More. Drugs.
DOWN THAT ROCKSTAR, WENCH. CAFFEINE CALLS.
Hey, skeletons can't ride bicycles...I don't think that's for real.
ReplyDeleteI have seen them ride bicycles. I have seen them on boats and walking through the quad. Believe in Top Hat, Patrick. Believe.
ReplyDeleteObviously if the skeleton were real it would have a mustache.
ReplyDeleteStop being such an anglerfish.
ReplyDeletewhat if a male anglerfish kissed his girlfriend goodnight on the forehead?
ReplyDelete:( gross.
ReplyDeletedon't worry I'm not an anglerfish
ReplyDeletewait are you?
ReplyDeletei am rather toothy. I don't have a glowing wormlike appendage sprouting forth from my forehead though.
ReplyDeleteI can handle toothsome.
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