A Request

Requested:

One (1) photograph, painting, or drawing, in which must be:

One (1) Nathaniel Judas Murphy, either in natural habitat or captivity;
One (1) lawn chair, upon which the aforemention Murphy sits;
One (1) sun, in either rising or setting state;
One (1) weapon, to be held by the aforementioned Murphy, that can be firearm or blunt object, or whatever the artist/photographer/international tribunal fancies.

Optional: sunglasses, alcoholic beverage, a look of smugness or boredom, a palpable sense of narcotic-inspired delirium.

Artwork to be used in future failed project. Artist forfeits all rights to payment for their work, because fuck you, that's why.

Deadline: sometime between now and the Rapture, at which point I shall be taken up by a Just and Vengeful God, adios suckers!