Everyone, this is a public service announcement about Brooke Webber. If you are ever in need of advice with regard to parking legality, DO NOT ASK BROOKE. COVER YOUR EARS AND RUN AWAY! She will give you FALSE INFORMATION that will end up costing you roughly THREE HUNDRED DOLLARS. And then you will have to kill her. If you see this person:
be sure and give her this message for me:
BROOKE WEBBER MUST DIE!!!
BROOKE WEBBER MUST DIE
ReplyDeleteBut look at that big toothy smile. I just can't see myself smashing it with a pick-axe. Just sayin'.
ReplyDeletePatrick, you dog.
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