Monday, June 29, 2009

I'll send you a check if i can keep my life

first off don't ever remember being asked about parking, I wasn't with you guys when you left, and when danny told me about it, I asked where you parked at. no need to be an asshole, I would love to know when I was asked about parking, but whatever give me your address and I'll help you out, and now i'm not coming near any of you, so that i can keep my life.
Posted by Anonymous at 7:14 PM

10 comments:

  1. callmejavierJune 30, 2009 at 12:07 AM

    Mr. Woodruff claims you hijacked his vehicle and balanced it neatly on top of a handicapped hydrant as one part of a twisted plot devised to funnel his ill gotten moneies to your towman boytoy.
    You argue these points, Brooke?

    Sounds like it couldn't noway be his fault.
    If you believe this tale, that is.

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  2. misterwoodJune 30, 2009 at 12:28 AM

    BROOKE WEBBER MUST DIE

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  3. mr. nathan murphyJune 30, 2009 at 11:30 AM

    as arbi-traitor of justice, keeper of the peace, grand ayatola of the moral code, my ruling on the present state of this matter will not be altered until proper evidence and testimony are furnished for review, if ever ... brooke, revenge is swift and does not wait for due process and fair judgement.
    in the land of the freak you are guilty until proven innocent.

    THE HIT IS STILL ON

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  4. misterwoodJune 30, 2009 at 12:31 PM

    I don't want your money. I want you dead.

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  5. misterwoodJune 30, 2009 at 12:31 PM

    BROOKE WEBBER MUST DIE

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  6. AnonymousJune 30, 2009 at 5:48 PM

    well parking is free on saturday's, metered parking that is and i was in a few shots thanks to christine, but fuck it, now i can say i'm a victim of cyber bullying so it's worth it. i would remove myself from this goddamn blog, but i can't even figure that shit out.

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  7. mr. nathan murphyJune 30, 2009 at 6:24 PM

    you want out brooke? a formal request is all that is needed (please allow 2 days to 90 business yrs for processing). but your removal from this site changes nothing. the blogmaster apparently will not be denied a mortal reckoning. you are still a deadwoman.

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  8. christineanneJune 30, 2009 at 11:05 PM

    well i smoked ian's last cigarette backwards then accidentally broke it in half out my car window, thanks to a few shots. maybe we all screwed up ian's night/weekend/lasting impression of bellingham forever. in any case, the death threats seem a little overboard. we could all contribute and that would be your birthday present for, say, the next seven years.....

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  9. PatrickJuly 1, 2009 at 10:26 AM

    Forget it, Jake. It's Bellingham.

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  10. misterwoodJuly 2, 2009 at 12:38 PM

    BROOKE WEBBER MUST DIE

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