Thursday, July 9, 2009

Hello Cornballs & Fucktards



RECENT TRANSACTIONS

Nate: I can not watch 9 minutes of Kurt Russell.
Katie:
I hope your vengeance is majestic
like a unicorn with a moustache
tattoo on his finger
(yes unicorns have fingers shut up).

Twyla: Dude, nice Ambien walrus.
Blogmaster: Where you at dogg?
Javier: Fix my truck.
Travis: gimme my watch.
Patrick: The special song above is for you.

Other people:
1)If I black out and smoke DMT do not expect me to not dance/ninja flip on cars.

2)If I black out and pull a fire alarm at your apartment causing an evacuation at 3am on a Tuesday morning I am glad your neighbors were still kind enough to return my $600 phone after it fell out of my pocket while I was sleeping under their jeep.


Idonotbelieveinyourgod.com
Michael Jackson was a pedophile.

P.S. Half-breed is now the theme song of this blog and will ALWAYS play EVERY time anyone navigates to it.

9 comments:

  1. I am very concerned about your dedication of that song to me.

    I am also very concerned about this news re: Michael Jackson. Are you telling me that Michael Jackson is deceased? Surely you jest!

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  2. CHER = your spirit mother (sorry you had to find out like this)
    MJ = a zombie (sorry you had to find out like this)

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  3. Your watch is up my ass like Bruce Willis' dad in pulp fiction. I'm smuggling it to matt in Chicago. Cause he's a man now.

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  4. Joel, fucktard hotlink to

    http://corndogsandcrabclaws.blogspot.com/2009/06/uh-huh.html

    to find out what I think of you.

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  5. Cher no longer auto loads, and if I hear that song again, I'll have to put you in timeout Joel.

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  6. Ooooh, a hacker hackout. I like where this is going...

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  7. Oh shit it's a hackoff jackoff

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