Hello people. I'm with Mr. Joel E. Leigh, and I'm here to tell you. Travis is awesome, Twyla is a huge drunk, and Joel is a @$#^@#$@%$#@%$#^&%*$&^$^%$@$#@$$%$&%$# I censor myself for your virgin eyeballs. Yes I'm not sober or joel. Oh my god i am in so much trouble. He had nothing to do with this I swear. Also, it's perfectly legal and I'm totally a fricken awesome scientist type person but with cute eye makeup and srsly i expect joel to barge on in here and be like OMG TWYLA YOU"RE EMBARASSING ME but that would only make me click publish even faster. ALSO. Has everyone seen travis's awesome new ride? It's fricken baddass. hang on. imma kill some bitches because i think them hoes be talkin to my man.
Situation handled. Goodnight, motherfuckers. I look forward to polluting your waters with the occasional asian glow. Blame that Natething. He gave me this addy. YAAAAY
Friday, July 3, 2009
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ReplyDeleteNasty Nate only lives in the present. The mangy dog. By the way Twylasaurus, Patrick is also Asian. Don't disrespect the halfbreeds. Alright, peace, Imma kill some bitches such as Brooke Webber.
ReplyDeleteTwyla's shinanigans are the coolest thing to happen to this blog since I outed Nate as Tom Cruise's mistress. Nate you're totally gay.
ReplyDeleteGay like a bucket of orange marmosets, blended up and left to ferment in a dark closet coincidentally situated next to a rainbow and some shiny banners advertising stew made from grass and silicates and sold in Parisian brothels, next to a salad made of crushed pomegranate wasps.
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