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off and on.
now to leave.
And why would you want to leave?
One could likely come up with many fine reasons to do anything else with one's time.
But why stay?
One could hardly come up with a single decent excuse, but there are plenty of mediorcre ones. Here:
This weblog is a tool of the future.
It can be 1 place in space to share ruminations, illuminations, secret snapshots, drunken hand turkeys, digitized filmstrips, found fylth,
music,
senseless announcements, special denouncements, empty threats, fantastic fictions, links to better places on this internet, and worthy worldly horseshit, should it exist.
Only invited parties can participate. That's the way it must be for a time.
Most people just aren't ready for
the future.
One could likely come up with many fine reasons to do anything else with one's time.
But why stay?
One could hardly come up with a single decent excuse, but there are plenty of mediorcre ones. Here:
This weblog is a tool of the future.
It can be 1 place in space to share ruminations, illuminations, secret snapshots, drunken hand turkeys, digitized filmstrips, found fylth,
music,
senseless announcements, special denouncements, empty threats, fantastic fictions, links to better places on this internet, and worthy worldly horseshit, should it exist.
Only invited parties can participate. That's the way it must be for a time.
Most people just aren't ready for
the future.
J.H.
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- Drink for the children!!
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- Capitol Hill Block Party!
- BBQ@Joel's
- All the butt horns in the house say "heyyyyy"
- you maniacs
- everything is terrible!
- high price, small rewards
- a sincere apology to the Beast
- The Woods, and the Darkness, and the Howling Winds...
- a music milkshake
- favor for a friend
- i got all livestock
- We're Supposed to Be Fucking Professionals!
- are we not professionals?
- the coffee was swift this morning
- No title
- Fuck That One British Guy (as corrected for Javier...
- more gibberish among the animals
- Fuck That One British Guy
- Fuck That One British Guy
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- Nobody Pays Attention to Me
- Home alone with no Corndogs, we tried but there we...
- writer's constipation. it's a mother fucker.
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- An Arbitrarily Aggressive Open Letter to All You M...
- I hid this uncomfortable hunk of metal up my ass f...
- Hello Cornballs & Fucktards
- inspiration for vengeance
- Delicious summer dinner recipe
- I hate pimps and hos
- It is sleepytime o'clock.
- Wine Release '09 UPDATE
- Oh hai America!
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Every one of you scags that can access this damned webpage is a certified author, so post a thing.
Exciting tadbits coming soon:
--original watercolor collage of' 'The Gourds of Uruguay',
--the newest `ukulele music video by Mister Travis Warren,
--songs about Jesus by monkeys,
--recipes for alligator wine,
--a list of reasons not to wear pants proved terribly shortsighted,
--photographic documentation of Slick Johnson in his natural habitat,
--an outdated traffic report from downtown Singapore.
--and much, much more ??
Exciting tadbits coming soon:
--original watercolor collage of' 'The Gourds of Uruguay',
--the newest `ukulele music video by Mister Travis Warren,
--songs about Jesus by monkeys,
--recipes for alligator wine,
--a list of reasons not to wear pants proved terribly shortsighted,
--photographic documentation of Slick Johnson in his natural habitat,
--an outdated traffic report from downtown Singapore.
--and much, much more ??
J.H.
I fear it so.
ReplyDeleteWe've got a hacker on our hands. And he knows photoshop too. Joel, shouldn't you be investing your time in more meaningful algorithms? (Snort) But kudos for making Travis look like the creepy jew he is on the inside.
ReplyDeleteJust kidding, Travis. I thought, with a picture like that, this must be the forum for breakin' T-balls.
ReplyDeleteWhat? This is a tribute to his devotion to the well being of children and respect for tradition...
ReplyDeleteYeah, that.
ReplyDeleteChristo-Travis Walken-Warren will rule the world someday, tremble with fear mortals.
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