dee. I wouldn't ask you to fill his role as tarp tyer. All I ask is that you brush up on yr knotsmanship over the next month and show up 4 hours early.
And why would you want to leave? One could likely come up with many fine reasons to do anything else with one's time. But why stay? One could hardly come up with a single decent excuse, but there are plenty of mediorcre ones. Here: This weblog is a tool of the future. It can be 1 place in space to share ruminations, illuminations, secret snapshots, drunken hand turkeys, digitized filmstrips, found fylth, music, senseless announcements, special denouncements, empty threats, fantastic fictions, links to better places on this internet, and worthy worldly horseshit, should it exist. Only invited parties can participate. That's the way it must be for a time. Most people just aren't ready for the future.
Every one of you scags that can access this damned webpage is a certified author, so post a thing.
Exciting tadbits coming soon:
--original watercolor collage of' 'The Gourds of Uruguay', --the newest `ukulele music video by Mister Travis Warren, --songs about Jesus by monkeys, --recipes for alligator wine, --a list of reasons not to wear pants proved terribly shortsighted, --photographic documentation of Slick Johnson in his natural habitat, --an outdated traffic report from downtown Singapore.
If you pushed the date back for the sole reason of excluding Travis, do I...
ReplyDeletea) applaud you
b) throw a party out of appreciation
c) get roped into performing Travis' tarp-tying duties
d) fuggedaboudit
dee.
ReplyDeleteI wouldn't ask you to fill his role as tarp tyer. All I ask is that you brush up on yr knotsmanship over the next month and show up 4 hours early.
I though T-Rex was going to perform a live ukelele score to my cinema showcase? WTF, Jon?
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ReplyDeleteAugust 24th.
T-Rave. Solo con ukelele sin truculence.