Not to name any names but I know a guy who used to masturbate fish and this iPhone app may have helped increase his skillz, had it existed when said masturbation was occurring. Regardless, he could have his girlfriend download the app to her iPhone, if for any reason he was thinking about returning to his previous calling or just to relive the glory days.
Mr. Hill, you know what I'm talking about.
Monday, January 18, 2010
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Hmm. I always found it easier just to suck them off.
ReplyDeleteNo, He didn't think it was funny either.
ReplyDeleteoh. and a fish masturbater would be a fish doing its duty to god and country. What I was doing to those fish, drugging and tugging them, was something else entirely. something beautiful.
ReplyDeleteand yes, I'll be getting that game immediately.
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